• Why is Silver Surfer fighting the ever-loving blue-eyed THING?
•  Who is this Alicia Masters person, and why hasn't Norrin told Dawn about her before?
•  Where did that alien armada come from?
•  What can they really do to planet Earth that is WORSE THAN DEATH?!
•  And WHEN, exactly, IS Clobbering Time?!
•  Right now, True Believer! RIGHT NOW!
Rated T+